A disgusting nightgown

A funny thing happened this morning involving Parker and my nightgown, lol. Parker does not like me wearing nightgowns. He will tolerate pj's, but only last year would he tolerate them. He especially hates my pink tank top type nightgown. It's actually kind of like an old lady's one. It's long with roses on it. It's just a cheapie from Kmart. Every time I get up with him and I'm wearing it, he asks me to go change. This morning was no different. I don't change when he asks me to, I wait a little longer. I don't want him thinking he has control over what I wear. (He is picky about it though)After I changed, I put my nightgown on the living room floor while I did something else. I was going to put it in the laundry with his pjs. I forgot about it and went into the kitchen to fix breakfast. Next thing I know Parker is standing right beside me, holding my night gown with 2 fingers, like it was the most disgusting thing he's ever touched. It was hilarious. He gave me the most disgusted looked and handed it to me. It just cracked me up. He was like, "get that thing out of here, lol".

The story behind this is that Parker has never liked to see me out of Jeans and a t-shirt. That is what I normally wear. For about 3 years he wouldn't go near me in the morning until I changed my pjs or nightgown. The only thing I can reason is that I look different than normal. I also don't change until right before bed, so he rarely sees me in my pjs. It's only been the last 2 years that he's tolerated me in the morning in my nightclothes. Funny guy. You should see him if I wear a dress! He freaks!