ended up on the floor.
I washed all the lettuce, cut up and washed the tomato, peeled and sliced the avocado, and lovingly made my turkey sandwich. I grabbed some chips, my sandwich and headed to the computer. I know you are not supposed to eat at the computer. But, I wanted to check my email so that's what I did, Only my sandwich ended up being heavier than I thought. It tilted off the side of the desk and ended up on the floor. What was I to do? I did what any other good mother would do, I picked it up, brushed it off, and ate it. I know, gross huh. But after all that work I had to. Anything that was left on the floor my cat Jack ate. I mean, he ate everything but the pickles but he did try them. Oh well, next time I'll eat at the table.